Thursday, 19 November 2009

Man Flu

What is it with men and colds? DH has an ever-so-slight sniffle, and you'd think the world was about to end. I told him last night that he's feeling so sorry for himself that there's really no room for anybody else to feel sorry for him.

Plus, if I was feeling as ill as he says he is, I would do something constructive like go to bed early and try to sleep it off - in fact, I would almost certainly be forced to go to bed early because I just wouldn't be able to stay upright. He, on the other hand, blew off some friends of ours for a long-standing arrangement we had because he reckoned he was too ill to go out - but when I got home at 10:30, he was still up watching the football (and forgetting to moan and groan until it was over and he'd turned the telly off).

And when he told me he wasn't going to come out with me yesterday evening and made big soulful eyes at me as he softly moaned, "I'm sorry to be so much trouble", it just made me laugh. I slept in the spare room last night, because I know from experience that when he wakes me up by moaning and groaning and occasionally muttering, "Ooooooooh deeeee-ar", it just makes me want to smother him with a pillow.

I know, I'm a heartless wife. But when the man has Man Flu, it's the woman who really suffers.


  1. Wow! I could have written this myself :)
    A slight cold requires as much moaning (whenever I am in the room) as the plague!

  2. hahaha so perfect and so true!

  3. The 'ohhhh deeeear' would result in great thumps from me!

  4. If it wakes me up, it makes me want to kill him, but I satisfy myself with teasing him mercilessly the next day...!